Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. Nah, you heard Steve. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) Tony brightens considerably at that. "Way way way wait. Mmm. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. It's my vanishing act." guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. What if they asked about being robbed? 25 Feb/23. It's a totally valid question!. Write by: . "Who is he? C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Demi, is that a bad thing?. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. Score one for Stark!. Dad questions and I flush. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". MJ How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." Nn. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. I like dames well enough, it's not that. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Guilty? Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Thor's a beast in the sack.. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". How will she react? It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). They fell into bed and fell out of it again. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Are you still mad about the thing?. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Because I do. It was, Steve says softly. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! 1. Okay? I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. remain the property of their respective owners. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. You learn stuff about each other.. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. How will she react? Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Thor Odinson All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." Then I limped home" Peter explained. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. You mentioned that.. Please proceed!. Ask anyone. #spideypool Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. "Hell yeah. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. #peterparker The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Aye! Thor booms anyway. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. left kudos on this work. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. #steverogers The elevator dinged. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Shit. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Hi, have you met me? Tony says. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Tony, it's three in the morning. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Requests are open! They went back into the elevator. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Morning.. #geniouspeter I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. She hasn't bothered with a glass. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Seriously. Tony said. #nickfury My turn. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. He likes tzatziki. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Yesh. It's a skill. Betty ringed the bell. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. You felt someone grab your hand gently. DC Character Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . This is my room.. Never Have I Ever. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. #marvel They all thought that things were going to be better now. #fieldtrip A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Hah. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. The other just rolls his eyes. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. So be warned these are different than canon. Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. Her locks dangle. There's one problem. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Avengers: completed Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. The reason for this stupid game? Please consider turning it on! This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. "I am fine, thanks. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Please consider turning it on! He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Other than someone on the team.. Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. Blanket excuse.. I Dare you to say the Truth. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. Before sex, during, after. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" He was technically not lying, right? "I'm Peter's fianc." Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Should we proceed? What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? Um, he says. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. It's Stark.. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. "Peter!" Or I rip my clothes.. Yep. Clint nods. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". T'challa questions and we all shift around. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye That. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. Anyone we know? "Excuse me" Natasha said. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. He knows hers, too. And they were all wrong. It tickles. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. TtH Story Never Have I Ever - tthfanfic.org Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Bruce Banner/ Hulk Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. Me? Clint looks over at him. Peter smirked. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap Clint snorts. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. Yeah, okay, no. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. Pepper would know what to do. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. "How do I know that?" For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. 374 guests he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. It's fucking beautiful. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. #iorndad and other people I can't remember right now. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. What a stupid one! And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. Lindsay doesn't win. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. No! "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Tony pouts. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. Avenger's imagines and preferences! Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. "Way way way wait. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. It's my bed. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Like any of them would. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. We play the fun rules, right? I've been good! Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. left kudos on this work! "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. "Shit babe sorry." And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. #brucebanner Oh, yeah! I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. Alone. I should call Pepper! #captainamerica Nat smirked. ', But he did anyway. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. Right?. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. #starktower #spiderson Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? MJ, these are the guys." So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Matt said. " His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. One beat. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Go, all of us. That is until she meets Peter Parker. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Although I, you know. Or maybe Clint kisses him. The Avengers were shocked. Tony, stop being judgemental. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Did we have make-up sex?. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. What? He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. It was Peter's 21st birthday. 3. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida!
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