Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.". While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! My bad., Spider-Man:[after taking down Giant-Man]Whoa, no, Im not done, Ive gotta get him back!Iron Man:Youre going home, or Im calling Aunt May! Yeah!KAREN:Activating Instant-Kill.Peter Parker:What? Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! No! His antics trying to master the suit that can make him tiny (or big) were very comical at times. - Jennifer Lee. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. No. Are you above or below angry bees?Steve Rogers:I swear, Stark, one more wisecrack out of youTony Stark:Verbal threat! See the world. Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. Back-to-back Iron Man fun! Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Arent you the cutest looking thing? Tampering with continuum probabilities is forbidden!Dr. 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! Sorry, I cant remember anybodys names., Bruce Banner:Whos Scott?Steve Rogers:Ant-Man.Bruce Banner:Theres an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?, Okoye:When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.TChalla:What did you imagine?Okoye:The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks., [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]Bruce Banner:[laughs with joy]You guys are so screwed now!, Steve Rogers: New haircut? Korg:Thank you, Thor. You, Quill, are my friend.Peter Quill:Thanks.Drax the Destroyer:This dumb tree is also my friend. 1 Jon Stewart The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. 59 College Graduation Gift Ideas for the Class of 2022 1. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be a part of something bigger". Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! Stephen Strange:Im fluent in Google Translate., [Strange is experimenting with time manipulation using the Eye of Agamotto]Baron Mordo:[bursting in]Stop! 16. "To have an idea is the easiest thing in the world. [Groot nods], Gamora:I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your your pelvic sorcery!, Gamora:And Quill, your ship is filthy. is so slow. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. Ill take you to outer space!, Scott Lang:If you do this and it doesnt work, youre not coming back.Tony Stark:[nervous]Thanks for the pep talk, piss-ant., Tony Stark:[to Steve, referring to his 2012 self]Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.Steve Rogers:No one asked you to look, Tony.Tony Stark:Its ridiculous.Scott Lang:I think you look great, Cap. How much did it hurt?Peter Parker:The spiders dead, Ned., Spider-Man:[secures Daviss hand to his car with a web]Thats going to dissolve in two hours.Aaron Davis:No. No, wait, whatd he look like hopping around?Peter Quill:I had to transfer him 30,000 units!Rocket Raccoon:[chittering laughter], Peter Quill:Yeah, Ill have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.Drax:DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.Peter Quill:Its just a metaphor, dude.Rocket Raccoon:His people are completely literal. "Nobody has a perfect life. Watch. Youve gotta clean up your room, its a complete mess!Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Im not boring, youre boring! Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. The Avengers (April 2012) www.hollywoodreporter.com "That man is playing Galaga! "Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent . It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. 13. Luckily for us, he continued to be hilarious. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? That IS Americas ass., Thor:[seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]I knew it!, Thor:[Captain America is using Stormbreaker]No, give me that. Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. "Sometimes you find out what you are supposed to be doing by doing the things you are not supposed to do."-. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. But I had this twenty years ago when I was drunk, I can sort it out. Hes inspires me to be a better man. The Doctor Who franchise wouldnt cast Benedict Cumberbatch as the doctor, so Marvel made him Doctor Strange. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. [She walks away] Peter Quill:Oh she has no idea. What realm is this? Always Foward.Foward always. The red, the white. Im not boring!Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:And now, I know how Yondu felt., Mantis:Its beautiful.Drax:It is. [At-Lass clamps a muzzle on Goose]Nick Fury:Its a cat, not Hannibal Lecter. This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. Do you have a computer?Thor:No. I can help! "You are graduating from college. However, one of the most overlooked moments in the movie come in this conversation between the title character Thor and his father Odin. Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller Marvel 6. Thor:Yes, of course. Plan your future. Be on time. I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! Here are all the best funny quotes from the Captain Marvel film. [Crowd howls with laughter. I fix stuff., [Pepper uses a repulsor on Killian]Tony Stark:Honey?Pepper Potts:Oh my god that was really violent, Aldrich Killian:No more false faces You said you wanted the Mandarin? Spider-Man. Christine Palmer:Kathmandu?Dr. ', [Thor flies the Harrow, but is off to a rocky start and destroys a lot of columns in the building]Loki:I think you missed a column., [Thor destroys a statue of Bor]Loki:Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!, Loki:You know this is wonderful! The best part of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 might be baby Groot, but the clever quips certainly come in second. 2. Now, go ahead. [At-Lass scans Fury]Kree Computer:Species: Human Male. Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Were more optimistic, yes. Stephen Strange:For what? FedEx Driver:[Checks delivery address]Are you Tony .Stank?War Machine:[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, youre in the right place. Thor:Hes adopted., Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? 5. Do a flip. Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. Ill be there at 11., Rhodey:[standing by Starks airplane]Three hours! [she kisses Steve]Peggy Carter:Go get him. Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! He protects the neighborhood and, you know, hes inspiring. Steve Rogers: How can I? Funny graduation quotes "We're only here for so long. In the first place God made idiots; that was for . Follow your heart/dreams. Thats what it feels like! But theyre actually an American invention. 4 quotes that will help you remember life's most important mission: working on becoming the BEST version of yourself YOU can be. Thank you!Ego:Its not half bad., Drax:I thought Yondu was your father.Peter Quill:What? [Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Starks mansion]Tony Stark:Valid point., Tony Stark:You walked right into this one: Ive dated hotter chicks than you.Brandt:[scoffs]Is that all youve got? Just Fury.Carol Danvers:What does your mother call you then?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:What do your friends call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Kids?Nick Fury:If I ever have them? Um Im Spider-Man, then., Peter Parker:Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, Im sorry.Tony Stark:I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Like Adele? No, no, no, I dont wanna kill anybody!KAREN:Deactivating Instant-Kill. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch?
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